NEWS:---  NEWS?: 
HOME NEWS: --Comment:
United States Disaster Preparedness--Preparedness-
 
Time's Man of the Year
Prayer Room for Muslims
'Saint Nick' To Stay Home 
$750 Fine: Smoking
United Way's Sept. 11 Funds 
MESA see Terrorist as Protests
Hand-Wringing' Naysayers
Bin Laden's Nuclear Threat
Iraqi Terror Camp
Clintons Blab on Terror 
Bin Laden: 'I'm ready to die'
 Plane: Gun, Knife & Sword
 CBS, NBC Pass on Bush
Clinton: Terror U.S. debt
 Dershowitz on Torture
 Taliban Underground
 Red Cross Windfall
 NEST on Highest Alert
 7,000-page Killing Manual
Clinton Library's first Book
Better War Leader
Geraldo off to War
Bill didn't want Bin
Cancellation of Halloween
Suspects Stopped and Released
 National Borders are a Sieve
FBI gets White Canes
Suspect Domestic Extremists
 Idiot caught with bio-suit Ramadan Bombing Halt?  Anti-Gay Bomb Slur
 JJ on  a Mission from GOD Interesting Mail-  
..
Israeli Forces Enter Arafat's HQ
RAMALLAH, West Bank ––  Israeli forces entered Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat's headquarters on Friday and exchanged fire with his security guards, Palestinian officials said.  The raid came as Israel's Cabinet formally declared Arafat an enemy and said it would isolate him, in response to a string of attacks on Israeli civilians by Palestinian militants.
 

A Palestinian spokeswoman did say that they had made a request to the Israeli commander for a change of fresh underware for Chairman Arafat.

Oy vey!
..
CNN tells the World: "US MILITARY NOT READY to FIGHT"
A CNN report claims the U.S. military is 'unprepared' to launch a new offensive in the war on terrorism -- possibly against Iraq -- because American troops need a rest! 

CNN beamed a report WORLDWIDE that stated: "The U.S. military needs more time to retool its ships, aircraft and weapons, restock munitions and to rest its troops." 

The network's Jamie McIntyre and slugged 'U.S. Military Not Ready']: "Could they help our enemies any more if they tried! Gee, CNN tells the world: 'Now's the time to attack America! That's what they've just done! We're resting??" 

McIntyre reported: "While the U.S. has plenty of the latest satellite-guided bombs, it is short of other high-tech assets, such as unmanned spy planes, which commanders now see as indispensable in providing real-time reports from the battlefield.

Grain of Salt to take with CNN Reports
..
Sarah Brady Gets Her Gun
America's No. 1 anti-gun spokesperson, Sarah Brady, reveals in her newly released memoir that she purchased a high-power rifle in December 2000 as a gift for her son.

Mrs. Brady bought the Remington .30-06 rifle, complete with scope and safety lock, at a Lewes, Del., gun shop, reported the New York Daily News.

"I can't describe how I felt when I picked up that rifle, loaded it into my little car and drove home," she writes in "The Good Fight." "It seemed so incredibly strange: Sarah Brady, of all people, packing heat." 

 

Second Amendment Sarah
..
Gore Attacks Bush On Taxes, Environment, and his Anti-terror Campaign
Former Vice President Al Gore, appearing at the first of what he promised would be many fund-raisers for Democratic congressional candidates, took a swipe at the White House.

"Bush seems to have adopted a policy of speak loudly and carry a small stick," Gore said at a private Manhattan fundraiser in mocking the anti-terror campaign. Like Daschle, he did not say what he would do differently. 

 


Fee Fie Foe Fum,
I smell the blood..., is that you Al?
..
Arabs Question Israel's Readiness to make Peace
CAIRO, Egypt (AP) - Arab leaders will decide on whether to adopt a Saudi peace offer to Israel when they meet later this month, and they questioned Israel's readiness to make peace amid the sharpest escalation in Mideast violence yet.

Arab foreign ministers in closed-door talks discussed the Saudi proposals to offer Israel peace and recognition in return for withdrawal from Arab lands it captured in the 1967 Mideast war.


We only want to Get Along
..
FBI Can Do Nothing About Terrorists in Our Midst
Steven Emerson, in his book "American Jihad: The Terrorists Living Among Us,” says that in the mid-1970s the Senate committee headed by the late Sen. Frank Church, D-Idaho, went to the other extreme. The end result was Congress piously tied the hands of our intelligence agencies. "I soon learned that the FBI could do little or nothing to monitor such groups,” Emerson writes. The '70s restrictions "had long since prevented the FBI from performing ‘blanket surveillance.’
..
Boy, 7, faces Felonious Assault charges for pointing Toy Gun
An 7-year-old Whitmore Lake boy is facing criminal charges for pointing a toy gun at three other youngsters and threatening to shoot them. 

Even though the incident involved a toy gun, the Washtenaw County Prosecutor's Office said, Tommy Davis' intent was to threaten and scare the other children. The boy, who was 7 at the time of the incident, has a hearing on three felonious assault charges next week in Washtenaw County Juvenile Court.

..
Daschle: Bush's 'Axis of Evil' Phrase Wrong 
Daschle said, "I'm afraid if we call these nations evil, they might just stop their spying and plotting against us."

"Besides, what do we do if they start calling us names?"

The Bobsy Twins
Speak No Evil, Hear No Evil
..
Members of foreign Media frown on Patriotic Ceremony
SALT LAKE CITY -- While Americans gave the Winter Olympic opening ceremony red, white and blue raves, some members of the foreign press were critical of the festivities' patriotic overtones.

U.S. athletes and police officers carried the flag into the stadium while the Mormon Tabernacle choir sang the national anthem at the beginning of the ceremony, which also featured a New York City police officer singing "God Bless America" and the gold medal-winning 1980 U.S. hockey team lighting the Olympic cauldron.

In an article written before the ceremony, the Russian newspaper Kommersant reported: "It is annoying that they are bringing the Ground Zero flag. ... It doesn't have anything to do with the Olympics."

..
McCain's "Straight Talk America" hits the Road?
------
There goes Senator John McCain: 
veering to the Left while going after Grass Roots America.
..
Olympic Officials Ban WTC American Flag--- Olympic Committee Bans New Afghan Flag
gaw-----
gaw-----
I O C   Idiots Out of Control
..
Taliban Johnny 'Loves America'
U.S. Magistrate Judge W. Curtis Sewell asked the 20-year-old former American whether he understood the penalties, which could include life in prison.

"John loves America. We love America," Walker's father said after the hearing. He said his son was innocent of the charges.

"John Walker chose to join terrorists who wanted to kill Americans," Attorney General John Ashcroft notes.

Senator Hillary Clinton said, "Johnny went bad because of the Bush Tax Cut."

I Love America!
..
Red Cross Visits Afghan Detainees in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba
A four-member team will tour the entire premises and will interview detainees about their treatment, and inspect their living conditions.

The team will then report to the prison's leadership, making recommendations if necessary. A request may be as simple as putting another towel in the bathroom or increasing the size of their color TV.

Your Red Cross Donations at Work!

..
Taliban Transvestites in Burqa-Clad Breakout
A carload of cross-dressing men, believed to be members of Osama bin Laden's al-Qaeda network, were arrested after a high-speed chase that began when a pedestrian was run down along a remote road near a northern town.

Pakistani police gave chase to the burqa-clad bin Laden gang as it sped toward a tribal area refuge. When cops caught up with the blue crew, they ordered the women to disrobe, whereupon the ruse was discovered.

Turn your head and Cough please Madam
..
Bill Clinton unwitting victim of Dyslectic Taxidermist
Buddy, the "First Dog,"  was mowed down by an SUV a week ago when he escaped through the front door of the Clintons' Chappaqua, N.Y., mansion and began chasing cars.

His chisled likeness is so lifelike that a photo released Wednesday gave rise to speculation that the Clintons sent the real Buddy to a taxidermist.

"They REALLY had that poor doggie stuffed?" wondered one member of the website FreeRepublic.com after a photo of the Buddy statue was posted.

But Clinton Library Foundation Director Skip Rutherford said that Buddy's adult likeness had been sculpted in 1997 when he was a puppy, based on an artist's conception of what the full-grown dog would look like. 

Clinton's former Transportation Secretary Rodney Slater said, "I warned the Clintons about those Damn SUVs." 

..
Bush's Booted Bodyguard Lashes Out at American Airlines while Holding his Breath
January 4, 2002 -- A lawyer for a Secret Service agent accused an American Airlines pilot of kicking the agent off a flight because he is an Arab-American. 

But the pilot of American's Flight 363 said he refused to fly the agent because he became loud and abusive after his identity was questioned. 

The agent, who is a member President Bush's security detail, was booted from the flight at Baltimore airport on Christmas Day as he was trying to travel to the president's ranch in Crawford, Texas. 

"The only reason why he was not allowed on that plane is because he is an American of Arab descent," said his lawyer, "Pure and simple, this is a case of discrimination." 

The agent, identified in published reports as Walied Shater, is demanding an apology from the airlines and civil-rights training for its flight crews. 


SS Agent Walied Shater
..
Explosives in Sneaky Passenger's Sneakers on American Airlines flight 63
BOSTON ––  A man who allegedly tried to set off explosives hidden in his shoes on a trans-Atlantic flight was ordered held in federal custody Monday.

The suspect, listed in court papers as Richard C. Reid, appeared in front of U.S. Magistrate. He showed little emotion, and when she asked if he understood the charge – intimidation or assault of a flight crew – he answered quietly, "Yeah." Reid, 28, requested a court-appointed attorney and was ordered held pending a bail hearing Friday. If convicted, he could be sentenced to 20 years in prison. The FBI said more charges are likely. The explosives devices detected in preliminary tests on Reid's sneakers were functional and could have caused serious damage if detonated, said the Special Agent in Charge of the Boston FBI office. 

..
Clinton: To Stop Terrorism, the West Must Share its Wealth
Last month Bill Clinton told a Georgetown University audience that the 9/11 terrorist attacks were the fault of U.S. slavery and mistreatment of the American Indian.

Now he's changed his tune, downplaying the slavery angle in favor of a new justification for Osama bin Laden's 9/11 kamikaze hit squad: The West won't share its wealth with an impoverished third world.

 

 
..
Bernard Goldberg creates New Weapon of Mass Destruction (WMD)labs">Amazon
Dan Rather and CBS News is "Ground Zero" of Bernard Goldberg's new Weapon of Mass Distruction, his latest book, BIAS.

Hint of this new weapon was first seen in a column in the Wall Street Journal where he made the case that news reporting should be objective, fair and balanced. 

This bit of truth made him the unforgivable enemy of nearly everyone at CBS News. 

labs">
WMD
..
Sounds Like We Got Their Attention: With Cut Flowers
After U.S. forces dropped a 15,000 lb. "daisy cutter" bomb on suspected al-Qaeda positions, a flurry of "panicked radio and satellite-phone calls" ensued. American intelligence monitored those calls and discovered that Osama bin Laden was near the blast and is now on the run (presumably stopping first to clean out his underwear). 

One report said the remaining fighters have split into two groups and that surveillance is following the movements of both. These vicious warriors who vowed to "fight to the death" radioed to the alliance leaders, "Please don't fight us, we want to surrender." 

..
"Profiling Not Useful," says  DoJ
WASHINGTON – The State Department will begin profiling male applicants from Muslim countries before issuing U.S. temporary visas.

The new policy is a compromise aimed at resolving a dispute between the Departments of Justice and State.

In the wake of the Sept. 11 terror attack on New York and the Pentagon, the Justice Department wanted to stop granting visas altogether to all males ages 16 to 45 from Muslim countries, according to State Department sources.

Who won the 1946 World Series?
..
Patrick Leahy (D-Vt.) offers Alternative to Military Tribunals
Congressional Debate on Military Tribunals 

With more than 300 members of al-Qaeda already corralled by the U.S. and its allies, and a beleaguered Attorney General John Ashcroft due on Capitol Hill next week, the debate on the extraordinary wartime tribunals that provide no trial by jury and can result in the death penalty has ramped up with lawsuits looming.

It was explained to Patrick Leahy (D-Vt.) that the Military Tribunals is a DoD decision, not a DoJ decision.  --Duh

..
Osama bin Laden "Look-alike Contest"
Time Magazine's Osama bin Laden "Look-alike Contest."
..
Bin Laden could be Time's Man of the Year 
"Osama bin Laden is the overwhelmingly obvious choice for the cover of Time Magazine," said Daniel Pipes, director of the Philadelphia- based Middle East Forum. "But it is unfortunate that this designation, for many, sounds like an award given out at a Rotary dinner, implying a celebration of someone. Perhaps Time magazine should consider changing the name to 'Newsmaker' of the Year."
..
Chicago Schools Create Prayer Room for Muslims
Chicago's schools have set aside a prayer room to accommodate Muslims.

Kareem Irfan, chairman of Council of Islamic Organizations of Greater Chicago, said: "I know some Christian families would prefer their children to take some time out and do Bible study during lunch time. Some Hindu groups have groups that study religion or read prayers. This accommodation will make it easier for students to turn to their own forms of prayer without affecting their fellow students.''

..
Town in Montgomery County Now  Tells Jolly 'Ole Saint Nick' To Stay Home 
A Maryland town in the very same county that tried banning cigarette smoking in homes, has now told Santa Claus to stay away from a public Christmas tree lighting! 

The Montgomery County town of Kensington has banned the jolly old man from its annual tree lighting ceremony this Sunday. "Because two families in our town felt that they would be uncomfortable with Santa Claus being a part of our event," Mayor Lynn Raufaste said. 

The Kensington Town Council banned Santa after the complaints.

In years past, Santa would arrive on a fire truck and light the tree with the mayor. But on Sunday, the mayor will do the honors by herself.

..
Montgomery County Plans $750 Fine if Tobacco Odors Bother Neighbors
Montgomery County Maryland
The Montgomery County Council approved one of the most restrictive anti-smoking measures in the nation, setting stiff fines for people who smoke in their own homes if it offends their neighbors.
 If the smoke wafts into a neighbor's home -- whether through a door, a vent or an open window -- that neighbor could complain to the county's Department of Environmental Protection.

Smokers that fail to properly ventilate buildings, would face fines of up to $750 per violation if they failed to take steps to mitigate the problem.

One observer remarked, "today secondhand smoke, tomorrow flatulence."

The Nose Knows
..
United Way's Sept. 11 Funds Aid Leftist Groups; Critics Charge 'Abuse'
United Way has awarded more than $1 million to left-wing political groups. 

The September 11th Fund has received donor pledges totaling $334 million, with $250 million already collected and $47 million distributed. The fund is a project of United Way and New York Community Trust. 

Groups receiving charitable contributions from the fund have little or nothing to do with helping victims of the attacks; monies are used for, amoung other things, 'ethnic media,' office equipment and massage therapy.

Giving till it Hurts
..
Gov Funded Middle East Studies Association see terrorist acts as mere Political Protests
Over the past 50 years taxpayer funds have been poured into Middle Eastern studies at American universities, think tanks and even within the government itself. 14 Middle East programs are "National Resource Centers," entitling them to annual subsidies from U.S. taxpayers ladled out by the Department of Education.

In return for all this help, MESA members not only failed to alert Americans to the dangers posed by Islamic extremists, they also went out of their way to find fault with U.S. actions in the Middle East, such as warning that if America expelled Iraq from Kuwait in the Gulf War the results would prove to be disastrous.

"Middle Eastern" Think Tank
HOME NEWS: --Comment:
United States Disaster Preparedness--Preparedness-
 
Time's Man of the Year
Prayer Room for Muslims
'Saint Nick' To Stay Home 
$750 Fine: Smoking
United Way's Sept. 11 Funds 
MESA see Terrorist as Protests
Hand-Wringing' Naysayers
Bin Laden's Nuclear Threat
Iraqi Terror Camp
Clintons Blab on Terror 
Bin Laden: 'I'm ready to die'
 Plane: Gun, Knife & Sword
 CBS, NBC Pass on Bush
Clinton: Terror U.S. debt
 Dershowitz on Torture
 Taliban Underground
 Red Cross Windfall
 NEST on Highest Alert
 7,000-page Killing Manual
Clinton Library's first Book
Better War Leader
Geraldo off to War
Bill didn't want Bin
Cancellation of Halloween
Suspects Stopped and Released
 National Borders are a Sieve
FBI gets White Canes
Suspect Domestic Extremists
 Idiot caught with bio-suit Ramadan Bombing Halt?  Anti-Gay Bomb Slur 
 JJ on  a Mission from GOD Interesting Mail-  
..
Cheney Mocks 'Hand-Wringing' Naysayers
"We're in a Quagmire; No progress."
"The Americans are Kicking our Asses!"
..
Bin Laden's Nuclear Threat Concerns Feds
 

WASHINGTON – Authorities have found documents on nuclear weapons in an al-Qaeda safehouse in Afghanistan. The material's significance is in question, much of it could have been taken off the Internet. 


A wire I require; is it Blue for True? or is it Red for Fred? I yam for Ham, Green Eggs and Poo!
..
News of Iraqi Terror Camp Fuels Saddam Debate 
There are reports of an old parked Boeing 707 plane standing in the middle of the training area in a camp known as Salman Pak about 20 miles southeast of Baghdad.

The student terrorists practice making declarations in english: 
"We are going to take over the plane!"
"Nobody move." "Don't move." "Don't make any moves!"

There are also reports that, as a 'backup,' some students have been heard practicing, "Do you want fries with that."


"Would you like to try our peach cobbler?"
..

Dueling Assholes

Clinton calls Terror a U.S. Debt to our Past 
"Terror has existed in America for hundreds of years and the nation is "paying a price today" for its past of slavery and for looking "the other way when a significant number of native Americans were dispossessed and killed."  "If we hadn't passed the big tax cut last spring, that I believe undermined our fiscal responsibility and our ability to deal with this new threat of terrorism, we wouldn't be in the fix we're in today."
Hillary Blames 9/11 Attack on Bush Tax Cuts--

..Adm. Moorer: 8 Years of Clinton Policies Led to Disaster

1)_ The Clinton administration didn’t like using spies. This is why we had no warning.
2)_ Afghanistan wasn't on the CIA's list of terrorist-sponsoring "rogue states." 
3)_ The actions taken September, 11, were the result of perceived weakness of U.S. armed forces. 
4)_ Clinton sat on Missile defense; soon, the countries that supported the terrorists will have missiles capable of hitting the U.S.
5)_ Keeping secrets was never important to the Clinton Administration. Madeleine Albright believed we should share our secrets.
..
Bin Laden taunts the West: 'I'm ready to die' 
Did you idiots really believe that by blowing yourselves up you would be rewarded? 

What the HELL do you think 'al Qaeda' means? 

It means "Dumb Shits!" 

You guys really are al Qaeda !

..
Man Tries To Board Plane With Gun, Knife, and Sword
BIRMINGHAM, Ala. -- Dr. Richard Price has been charged with a federal weapons violation. He apparently had a gun, knife and sword with him when he tried to board an airplane -- and now, he's facing charges. 

Police said airport security found a .22-caliber gun hidden inside a package wrapped like a Christmas gift in his luggage. They also said they found a switchblade knife in a shaving kit and an 18-inch sword in a cane he was using -- as he tried to board a flight at Birmingham International Airport last month. 

Price contends he tried to bring the weapons on the plane because he was worried that Delta Air Lines wasn't providing enough security for passengers. 

Damn seats are too small
HOME NEWS: --Comment:
United States Disaster Preparedness--Preparedness-
 
Time's Man of the Year
Prayer Room for Muslims
'Saint Nick' To Stay Home 
$750 Fine: Smoking
United Way's Sept. 11 Funds 
MESA see Terrorist as Protests
Hand-Wringing' Naysayers
Bin Laden's Nuclear Threat
Iraqi Terror Camp
Clintons Blab on Terror 
Bin Laden: 'I'm ready to die'
 Plane: Gun, Knife & Sword
 CBS, NBC Pass on Bush
Clinton: Terror U.S. debt
 Dershowitz on Torture
 Taliban Underground
 Red Cross Windfall
 NEST on Highest Alert
 7,000-page Killing Manual
Clinton Library's first Book
Better War Leader
Geraldo off to War
Bill didn't want Bin
Cancellation of Halloween
Suspects Stopped and Released
 National Borders are a Sieve
FBI gets White Canes
Suspect Domestic Extremists
 Idiot caught with bio-suit Ramadan Bombing Halt?  Anti-Gay Bomb Slur 
 JJ on  a Mission from GOD Interesting Mail-  
..
CBS, NBC Pass on Bush Speech
In the midst of America's greatest national security crisis since World War II, two of the three major television networks declined to interrupt regular programming to broadcast President Bush's address to the nation Thursday night on the ongoing war on terrorism.

Speaking from Atlanta's Centers for Disease Control, Bush talked about the anthrax attacks that have plagued the country for the last month, killing four Americans and exposing dozens to the deadly bacteria -- including employees of ABC, NBC and CBS.

Freedumb of the Press
..
Clinton calls Terror a U.S. debt to the past 
Bill Clinton said yesterday that terror has existed in America for hundreds of years and the nation is "paying a price today" for its past of slavery and for looking "the other way when a significant number of native Americans were dispossessed and killed." 

"Here in the United States, we were founded as a nation that practiced slavery, and slaves quite frequently were killed even though they were innocent," said Mr. Clinton in a speech to nearly 1,000 students at Georgetown University's ornate Gaston Hall.

"This country once looked the other way when a significant number of native Americans were dispossessed and killed to get their land or their mineral rights or because they were thought of as less than fully human.

"And we are still paying a price today," said Mr. Clinton, who was invited to address the students by the university's School of Foreign Service.

Ole Bill's blowin it out his ass again
..
Dershowitz Supports Torture
Americans may have to consider truth serums and torture after the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks, according to "celebrity lawyer and civil libertarian" Alan M. Dershowitz, Progressive Review reported today in an article headlined "Harvard Law Professor Backs Torture." 

Dershowitz said he always favored letting criminals go free rather than unjustly detaining innocent people, but now "civil rights activists" need to readjust their thinking, 

The legal eagle said we need a national debate about when torture is permissible and who should have the power to decide its use. Judges could issue torture warrants, he opined.
..
Taliban's secret weapon: underground channels
Since the time of Alexander the Great, Afghanistan's combatants have used a crisscross network of hidden irrigation channels as secret redoubts and routes for launching ambush attacks.

Unmarked on maps but known to locals like the palms of their hands, these "karez," as they're called in Afghanistan, are legendary for bedeviling outside armies.

They likely would pose a potential problem for any U.S. ground troops dispatched to battle the ruling Taliban army and terrorist kingpin Osama bin Laden's al Qaeda followers - all well acquainted with the ancient network.
 


Oh, Shit!@
..
Red Cross handling of latest Windfall under fire
Under questioning from the House Ways and Means subcommittee, Dr. Bernadine Healy, president of the Red Cross detailed how the $564 million in the Liberty Fund would be spent.

"Around $300 million was estimated as needed for the immediate response to the September 11 attacks, including cash gifts to families," she said.
   "The remaining $200 million likely would be needed for such things as investments in volunteer mobilization, chapter development for response to weapons of mass destruction, expanded blood security and continuity of operations efforts."

New York Attorney General Eliot Spitzer said it was an "anathema" that money Americans gave for the victims' families was ending up "sequestered" into long-term Red Cross plans.
   "When the American people wrote checks for $100, they had the expectation that it would go to the families, not for 'continuity' or 'reprograms,' Mr. Spitzer said. 

 Rep. Billy Tauzin, Louisiana Republican and chairman of the committee, asked Dr. Healy why the Red Cross recently said it would accept no more donations to the Liberty Fund, when families were still in need and the Red Cross had announced it would use funds for other needs. "Don't you find that awfully strange?" he asked.

"I use to have a warm spot in my Heart for the Red Cross; til I discovered it was just Heart Burn."

The Red Cross's brand New Airplane on test run
..
CIA Wanted to Use 'Bugged' Cats Against Russians
The project was code-named "Acoustic Kitty." CIA spent more than $15 million on a project to implant eavesdropping devices into cats. 

According to a retired agent, "they slit the cat open, put batteries in him, wired him up," he said, adding, "The tail was used as an antenna. They made a monstrosity. They tested him and tested him. They found he would walk off the job when he got hungry, so they put another wire in to override that."

The project came to a screeching halt during one of their first live trials. They took it out to a park and put him out of the van, and a taxi comes and runs him over. There they were, sitting in the van with all those dials, and the cat was dead.

Meet "Mic" the Cat
..
 NEST, Nuclear Emergency Search Team, on Highest Alert
Highly specialized teams from the FBI and other federal law-enforcement agencies, working in close cooperation with military and intelligence agencies, have been on the lookout with extremely sophisticated devices to detect WMDs of every kind.

This includes deployment of specialists from the Nuclear Emergency Search Team (NEST). 

The primary task of NEST is constantly to be on the lookout for potential nuclear or radiological weapons that might be smuggled onto the U.S. mainland.

After the Sept. 11 attacks on New York City and the Pentagon, NEST was put on a state of high alert and operating 24 hours a day, seven days a week in the nation's capital and New York City monitoring for nuclear-related weapons. 

No WMDs here!
..
Al-Qaeda's 7,000-page Killing Manual Revealed
 
 

A UNIQUE manual for Islamic terrorists, detailing every aspect of how to fight a guerrilla war, from biochemical attacks to finding the fatal pressure point during hand-to-hand combat, has been obtained by western intelligence agencies. 

The 7 Vol., 7,000-page guide - entitled Encyclopaedia of Jihad - provides an insight into how terrorists from Osama Bin Laden's Al-Qaeda network operate in both urban environments and on the battlefield. 

Toilet Paper
"#*%@ This is the wrong volume!"
..
Clinton Library gets first Book
State Supreme Court Upholds Land Seizure for Clinton Library
LITTLE ROCK, Ark. — It looks like former President Clinton will get to build his library right where he wants it.

The Arkansas Supreme Court, in a 6-0 decision on Thursday, eliminated the last legal roadblock to construction of the Clinton Presidential Library by upholding Little Rock's method of seizing land for it.

It ruled Eugene Pfeifer III, a paraplegic, who owned three acres of the proposed 28-acre library site, failed to prove that the $200 million complex on the south bank of the Arkansas River did not meet the state's definition of a park. 

Judge Dewey I. Cheetham, speaking for the court, said, "Republican Pfeifer doesn't have a leg to stand on." 
 

Clintons showing off First Book
HOME NEWS: --Comment:
United States Disaster Preparedness--Preparedness-
 
Time's Man of the Year
Prayer Room for Muslims
'Saint Nick' To Stay Home 
$750 Fine: Smoking
United Way's Sept. 11 Funds 
MESA see Terrorist as Protests
Hand-Wringing' Naysayers
Bin Laden's Nuclear Threat
Iraqi Terror Camp
Clintons Blab on Terror 
Bin Laden: 'I'm ready to die'
 Plane: Gun, Knife & Sword
 CBS, NBC Pass on Bush
Clinton: Terror U.S. debt
 Dershowitz on Torture
 Taliban Underground
 Red Cross Windfall
 NEST on Highest Alert
 7,000-page Killing Manual
Clinton Library's first Book
Better War Leader
Geraldo off to War
Bill didn't want Bin
Cancellation of Halloween
Suspects Stopped and Released
 National Borders are a Sieve
FBI gets White Canes
Suspect Domestic Extremists
 Idiot caught with bio-suit Ramadan Bombing Halt?  Anti-Gay Bomb Slur 
 JJ on  a Mission from GOD Interesting Mail-  
..
...Rosie O'Donnell: 'I Love Bush'...
 
 
 
Rosie O'Donnell: 'I Love Bush'... 
   --This can't be News to anyone...
..
Clinton says, "I would have made a better War Leader."
He did not indicate for Which Side. 

November 2, 2001 -- Bill Clinton has reportedly said he is better trained to handle America's terrorism crisis than President Bush. 

Heather Mills, the blond fiancée of Paul McCartney, said the former president made the revelation to her recently when she asked if he still wanted to be in the White House.

"I said to Clinton, ‘Do you wish you were president now?' and he said, ‘I feel I would be better trained for it, more prepared,' " Mills said, according to Ananova news service. 

"It must be frustrating for him." 

....
Geraldo Rivera off to Afghanistan as a war correspondent
FOX News Channel signed Geraldo Rivera to be a war correspondent, announced Roger Ailes, Chairman and CEO of FOX News on Thursday. Rivera folds his CNBC'cast. 
.
CIA Sources: Clinton Administration 'Didn't Want' Bin Laden Arrested
They could have prevented September 11
"We could have dismantled his operations and put a cage on top..... That's the story, and that's what could have prevented September 11. I knew it would come back to haunt us." 

Sudan's former defense minister, major general Elfatih Erwa, agreed, saying that he tried to warn the Clinton administration that letting bin Laden escape from the Sudan to Afghanistan was a major blunder."We knew that if he went to Afghanistan no one could control him (but) the U.S. didn't care," Erwa said. "They forgot about human intelligence after the Cold War. The feeling of supremacy led them astray. Many think that. Now they're harvesting the thorns." 

..
-Jesse Jackson wants to call off his Birthday Celebration:--
       CANCELLATION OF HALLOWEEN?
..
FBI Searching for six men who were Stopped and Released by Midwest police
Had nuclear plant, and pipeline information
WASHINGTON - As the nation again stands on high alert, the FBI is searching for six men stopped by police in the Midwest last weekend but released - even though they possessed photographs and descriptions of a nuclear power plant in Florida and the Trans-Alaska pipeline, a senior law enforcement official said Tuesday.
They say they are architectural students 
FBI unhappy:
--"we should have been the dummies that let those guys go; this may hurt our nearly perfect record."
..
--Our National Borders are a Sieve

Our national borders are the front lines of America's war against terrorism. It should come as no surprise to anyone that our borders are being overrun. They are open doors to the easy entry – legal and illegal – of those who would do us harm. 

The facts are beyond refutation. At this moment, there are more than 31 million people living in the United States who were born in a foreign country. This is an increase of 11.3 million, or 57 percent, since 1990. 

At this moment, between nine million and 10 million immigrants are illegally living in the United States. The illegal population in America has increased by an average of 500,000 per year for the last 10 years. None of them were checked for criminal records, diseases, ability to support themselves or connections with terrorist groups. 

Surely it must be clear, even to those who consider it an act of bigotry to restrict any kind of immigration, that if a poor Mexican laborer can successfully sneak into the country, so can terrorists whose primary purpose is to kill as many Americans as possible.

Clinton Era Issue
..
HOME NEWS: --Comment:
United States Disaster Preparedness--Preparedness-
 
Time's Man of the Year
Prayer Room for Muslims
'Saint Nick' To Stay Home 
$750 Fine: Smoking
United Way's Sept. 11 Funds 
MESA see Terrorist as Protests
Hand-Wringing' Naysayers
Bin Laden's Nuclear Threat
Iraqi Terror Camp
Clintons Blab on Terror
Bin Laden: 'I'm ready to die'
 Plane: Gun, Knife & Sword
 CBS, NBC Pass on Bush
Clinton: Terror U.S. debt
 Dershowitz on Torture
 Taliban Underground
 Red Cross Windfall
 NEST on Highest Alert
 7,000-page Killing Manual
Clinton Library's first Book
Better War Leader
Geraldo off to War
Bill didn't want Bin
Cancellation of Halloween
Suspects Stopped and Released
 National Borders are a Sieve
FBI gets White Canes
Suspect Domestic Extremists
 Idiot caught with bio-suit Ramadan Bombing Halt?  Anti-Gay Bomb Slur 
 JJ on  a Mission from GOD Interesting Mail-  
FBI being supplied with White Canes and Giant Magnifying Glasses for their investigators
FBI Missed White Powder in Atta's Car:
Investigators performing anthrax tests on vehicles used by kamikaze terror pilot Mohamed Atta failed to discover a suspicious spot of white powder in a rental car he used just two days before the Sept. 11 attacks.
..
FBI and CIA Suspect Domestic Extremists?    Officials Doubt Any Links to Bin Laden
 
Top FBI and CIA officials believe anthrax attacks are the work of Right Wing Extremists; one official said, "you know, like Ted Kazinski."

They believe that the anthrax attacks on Washington, New York and Florida are likely the work of one or more extremists in the United States who are probably not connected to Osama bin Laden's al Qaeda terrorist organization, government officials said yesterday.

None of the 60 to 80 threat reports gathered daily by U.S. intelligence agencies has connected the envelopes containing anthrax spores to al Qaeda or other known organized terrorist groups, and the evidence gleaned from the spore samples so far provides no solid link to a foreign government or laboratory, several officials said.

..
.Suspected terrorist arrested with bio-suit in Frankfurt Airport
FBI Agents filling in---
Come on through Madam

..
Ramadan Bombing Halt?
As Islam's holiest month approaches, U.S. policy-makers are confronted with a dilemma: to bomb or not to bomb.  --Duh!
As Islam's holiest month approaches, the Taliban policy-makers are confronted with a dilemma: to terrorize or not to terrorize.
   
..

.Sticks & Stones

-Anti-Gay Bomb Slur Wrong, Navy Says

WASHINGTON (AP) The Human Rights Campaign, a gay rights group, complained about the anti-gay slur as the bomb's   message. Rear Adm. Stephen Pietropaoli, in a letter to the group Wednesday, said the Navy does not tolerate discrimination and the bomb's message was "inappropriate.'' 

"We sincerely apologize to the queers in the Taliban, it wont happen again."

WASHINGTON (AP) - Naval ordinance crews' changed message now has the Organization of Retired RearAdmirals (ORRA), as well as, the gay rights group, upset.
   
....
Air Force Delivers the Reverend Jesse Jackson to Afghanistan for peace mission
Reverend Jesse Jackson on
a Mission from GOD
"Because I was the one they asked, 
for this great task, 
I believe I deserve to go First Class"
HOME NEWS: --Comment:
United States Disaster Preparedness--Preparedness-
 
Time's Man of the Year
Prayer Room for Muslims
'Saint Nick' To Stay Home 
$750 Fine: Smoking
United Way's Sept. 11 Funds 
MESA see Terrorist as Protests
Hand-Wringing' Naysayers
Bin Laden's Nuclear Threat
Iraqi Terror Camp
Clintons Blab on Terror 
Bin Laden: 'I'm ready to die'
 Plane: Gun, Knife & Sword
 CBS, NBC Pass on Bush
Clinton: Terror U.S. debt
 Dershowitz on Torture
 Taliban Underground
 Red Cross Windfall
 NEST on Highest Alert
 7,000-page Killing Manual
Clinton Library's first Book
Better War Leader
Geraldo off to War
Bill didn't want Bin
Cancellation of Halloween
Suspects Stopped and Released
 National Borders are a Sieve
FBI gets White Canes
Suspect Domestic Extremists
 Idiot caught with bio-suit Ramadan Bombing Halt?  Anti-Gay Bomb Slur 
 JJ on  a Mission from GOD Interesting Mail-  
..
Moan-Back Productions, Inc., a Division of BS Enterprises, LTD.
Cartoon Credits:  Cartoons on this page are the result of Theft, Copy, Cut, Paste & Morphing.. Many cartoon pieces are joined to create newer and different themes.
Updated-Feb 8, 2002
© 1999  2000  2001  2002  Questions or Comments about this site  -labs.com">webmaster@-labs.com