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Gov
Funded Middle East Studies Association see terrorist acts as mere Political
Protests
| Over the past 50 years taxpayer
funds have been poured into Middle Eastern studies at American universities,
think tanks and even within the government itself. 14 Middle East programs
are "National Resource Centers," entitling them to annual subsidies from
U.S. taxpayers ladled out by the Department of Education.
In return for all this help, MESA
members not only failed to alert Americans to the dangers posed by Islamic
extremists, they also went out of their way to find fault with U.S. actions
in the Middle East, such as warning that if America expelled Iraq from
Kuwait in the Gulf War the results would prove to be disastrous. |
"Middle Eastern" Think
Tank
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Cheney
Mocks 'Hand-Wringing' Naysayers
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"We're in a
Quagmire; No progress."
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"The Americans
are Kicking our Asses!"
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Bin
Laden's Nuclear Threat Concerns Feds
WASHINGTON – Authorities have found
documents on nuclear weapons in an al-Qaeda safehouse in Afghanistan. The
material's significance is in question, much of it could have been taken
off the Internet. |
A wire I require; is it Blue
for True? or is it Red for Fred? I yam for Ham, Green Eggs and Poo! |
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News
of Iraqi Terror Camp Fuels Saddam Debate
| There are
reports of an old parked Boeing 707 plane standing in the middle of the
training area in a camp known as Salman Pak about 20 miles southeast of
Baghdad.
The student terrorists practice making
declarations in english:
"We are going to take over the plane!"
"Nobody move." "Don't move." "Don't
make any moves!"
There are also reports that, as a
'backup,' some students have been heard practicing, "Do you want fries
with that." |
"Would you like to try our
peach cobbler?" |
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Dueling Assholes
Clinton
calls Terror a U.S. Debt to our Past
| "Terror has
existed in America for hundreds of years and the nation is "paying a price
today" for its past of slavery and for looking "the other way when a significant
number of native Americans were dispossessed and killed." |
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"If we
hadn't passed the big tax cut last spring, that I believe undermined our
fiscal responsibility and our ability to deal with this new threat of terrorism,
we wouldn't be in the fix we're in today." |
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Hillary
Blames 9/11 Attack on Bush Tax Cuts-- |
..Adm.
Moorer: 8 Years of Clinton Policies Led to Disaster
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1)_ The Clinton administration
didn’t like using spies. This is why we had no warning.
2)_ Afghanistan wasn't on the
CIA's list of terrorist-sponsoring "rogue states."
3)_ The actions taken September,
11, were the result of perceived weakness of U.S. armed forces.
4)_ Clinton sat on Missile defense;
soon, the countries that supported the terrorists will have missiles capable
of hitting the U.S.
5)_ Keeping secrets was never
important to the Clinton Administration. Madeleine Albright believed we
should share our secrets. |
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Bin
Laden taunts the West: 'I'm ready to die'
| Did
you idiots really believe that by blowing yourselves up you would be rewarded?
What the HELL do
you think 'al Qaeda' means?
It means "Dumb Shits!"
You guys really
are al Qaeda ! |
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Man
Tries To Board Plane With Gun, Knife, and Sword
| BIRMINGHAM, Ala. --
Dr. Richard Price has been charged with a federal weapons violation. He
apparently had a gun, knife and sword with him when he tried to board an
airplane -- and now, he's facing charges.
Police said airport
security found a .22-caliber gun hidden inside a package wrapped like a
Christmas gift in his luggage. They also said they found a switchblade
knife in a shaving kit and an 18-inch sword in a cane he was using -- as
he tried to board a flight at Birmingham International Airport last month.
Price contends he tried
to bring the weapons on the plane because he was worried that Delta Air
Lines wasn't providing enough security for passengers. |
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CBS,
NBC Pass on Bush Speech
| In
the midst of America's greatest national security crisis since World War
II, two of the three major television networks declined to interrupt regular
programming to broadcast President Bush's address to the nation Thursday
night on the ongoing war on terrorism.
Speaking from Atlanta's
Centers for Disease Control, Bush talked about the anthrax attacks that
have plagued the country for the last month, killing four Americans and
exposing dozens to the deadly bacteria -- including employees of ABC, NBC
and CBS. |
Freedumb of the Press
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Clinton
calls Terror a U.S. debt to the past
| Bill Clinton said yesterday that
terror has existed in America for hundreds of years and the nation is "paying
a price today" for its past of slavery and for looking "the other way when
a significant number of native Americans were dispossessed and killed."
"Here in the United States, we were
founded as a nation that practiced slavery, and slaves quite frequently
were killed even though they were innocent," said Mr. Clinton in a speech
to nearly 1,000 students at Georgetown University's ornate Gaston Hall.
"This country once looked the other
way when a significant number of native Americans were dispossessed and
killed to get their land or their mineral rights or because they were thought
of as less than fully human.
"And we are still paying a price
today," said Mr. Clinton, who was invited to address the students by the
university's School of Foreign Service. |
Ole Bill's blowin it out
his ass again
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Dershowitz
Supports Torture
| Americans may have to consider truth
serums and torture after the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks, according to "celebrity
lawyer and civil libertarian" Alan M. Dershowitz, Progressive Review reported
today in an article headlined "Harvard Law Professor Backs Torture."
Dershowitz said he
always favored letting criminals go free rather than unjustly detaining
innocent people, but now "civil rights activists" need to readjust their
thinking, |
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| The legal
eagle said we need a national debate about when torture is permissible
and who should have the power to decide its use. Judges could issue torture
warrants, he opined. |
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Taliban's
secret weapon: underground channels
| Since the
time of Alexander the Great, Afghanistan's combatants have used a crisscross
network of hidden irrigation channels as secret redoubts and routes for
launching ambush attacks.
Unmarked on maps but known to locals
like the palms of their hands, these "karez," as they're called in Afghanistan,
are legendary for bedeviling outside armies.
They likely would pose a potential
problem for any U.S. ground troops dispatched to battle the ruling Taliban
army and terrorist kingpin Osama bin Laden's al Qaeda followers - all well
acquainted with the ancient network.
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Red
Cross handling of latest Windfall under fire
| Under
questioning from the House Ways and Means subcommittee, Dr. Bernadine Healy,
president of the Red Cross detailed how the $564 million in the Liberty
Fund would be spent.
"Around $300 million
was estimated as needed for the immediate response to the September 11
attacks, including cash gifts to families," she said.
"The
remaining $200 million likely would be needed for such things as investments
in volunteer mobilization, chapter development for response to weapons
of mass destruction, expanded blood security and continuity of operations
efforts."
New York Attorney General
Eliot Spitzer said it was an "anathema" that money Americans gave for the
victims' families was ending up "sequestered" into long-term Red Cross
plans.
"When
the American people wrote checks for $100, they had the expectation that
it would go to the families, not for 'continuity' or 'reprograms,' Mr.
Spitzer said.
Rep. Billy Tauzin,
Louisiana Republican and chairman of the committee, asked Dr. Healy why
the Red Cross recently said it would accept no more donations to the Liberty
Fund, when families were still in need and the Red Cross had announced
it would use funds for other needs. "Don't you find that awfully strange?"
he asked.
"I use to
have a warm spot in my Heart for the Red Cross; til I discovered it was
just Heart Burn." |
The Red Cross's brand New
Airplane on test run
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CIA
Wanted to Use 'Bugged' Cats Against Russians
| The project was code-named
"Acoustic Kitty." CIA spent more than $15 million on a project to implant
eavesdropping devices into cats.
According to a retired agent, "they
slit the cat open, put batteries in him, wired him up," he said, adding,
"The tail was used as an antenna. They made a monstrosity. They tested
him and tested him. They found he would walk off the job when he got hungry,
so they put another wire in to override that."
The project came to a screeching
halt during one of their first live trials. They took it out to a park
and put him out of the van, and a taxi comes and runs him over. There they
were, sitting in the van with all those dials, and the cat was dead. |
Meet "Mic" the Cat
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NEST,
Nuclear Emergency Search Team, on Highest Alert
| Highly specialized
teams from the FBI and other federal law-enforcement agencies, working
in close cooperation with military and intelligence agencies, have been
on the lookout with extremely sophisticated devices to detect WMDs of every
kind.
This includes deployment
of specialists from the Nuclear Emergency Search Team (NEST).
The primary task of
NEST is constantly to be on the lookout for potential nuclear or radiological
weapons that might be smuggled onto the U.S. mainland.
After the Sept. 11
attacks on New York City and the Pentagon, NEST was put on a state of high
alert and operating 24 hours a day, seven days a week in the nation's capital
and New York City monitoring for nuclear-related weapons. |
No
WMDs here!
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Al-Qaeda's
7,000-page Killing Manual Revealed
A UNIQUE manual for Islamic terrorists,
detailing every aspect of how to fight a guerrilla war, from biochemical
attacks to finding the fatal pressure point during hand-to-hand combat,
has been obtained by western intelligence agencies.
The 7 Vol., 7,000-page guide - entitled
Encyclopaedia of Jihad - provides an insight into how terrorists from Osama
Bin Laden's Al-Qaeda network operate in both urban environments and on
the battlefield. |
Toilet Paper
"#*%@ This is the wrong volume!"
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Clinton
Library gets first Book
State Supreme Court Upholds Land
Seizure for Clinton Library
| LITTLE
ROCK, Ark. — It looks like former President Clinton will get to build his
library right where he wants it.
The Arkansas Supreme
Court, in a 6-0 decision on Thursday, eliminated the last legal roadblock
to construction of the Clinton Presidential Library by upholding Little
Rock's method of seizing land for it.
It ruled Eugene Pfeifer
III, a paraplegic, who owned three acres of the proposed 28-acre library
site, failed to prove that the $200 million complex on the south bank of
the Arkansas River did not meet the state's definition of a park.
Judge Dewey I. Cheetham,
speaking for the court, said, "Republican Pfeifer doesn't have a leg to
stand on."
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Clintons showing off First Book
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Clinton
says, "I would have made a better War Leader."
| He did
not indicate for Which Side.
November 2, 2001 -- Bill Clinton
has reportedly said he is better trained to handle America's terrorism
crisis than President Bush.
Heather Mills, the blond fiancée
of Paul McCartney, said the former president made the revelation to her
recently when she asked if he still wanted to be in the White House.
"I said to Clinton, ‘Do you wish
you were president now?' and he said, ‘I feel I would be better trained
for it, more prepared,' " Mills said, according to Ananova news service.
"It must be frustrating for him." |
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Geraldo
Rivera off to Afghanistan as a war correspondent
| FOX News Channel signed Geraldo
Rivera to be a war correspondent, announced Roger Ailes, Chairman and CEO
of FOX News on Thursday. Rivera folds his CNBC'cast. |
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CIA
Sources: Clinton Administration 'Didn't Want' Bin Laden Arrested
They could have prevented September
11
| "We could have dismantled
his operations and put a cage on top..... That's the story, and that's
what could have prevented September 11. I knew it would come back to haunt
us."
Sudan's former defense
minister, major general Elfatih Erwa, agreed, saying that he tried to warn
the Clinton administration that letting bin Laden escape from the Sudan
to Afghanistan was a major blunder."We knew that if he went to Afghanistan
no one could control him (but) the U.S. didn't care," Erwa said. "They
forgot about human intelligence after the Cold War. The feeling of supremacy
led them astray. Many think that. Now they're harvesting the thorns." |
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FBI
Searching for six men who were Stopped and Released by Midwest police
Had nuclear plant, and pipeline
information
| WASHINGTON - As the nation again
stands on high alert, the FBI is searching for six men stopped by police
in the Midwest last weekend but released - even though they possessed
photographs and descriptions of a nuclear power plant in Florida and the
Trans-Alaska pipeline, a senior law enforcement official said Tuesday. |
They say they are architectural
students |
FBI unhappy:
--"we
should have been the dummies that let those guys go; this may hurt our
nearly perfect record." |
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| --Our
National Borders are a Sieve
Our national borders are the front
lines of America's war against terrorism. It should come as no surprise
to anyone that our borders are being overrun. They are open doors to the
easy entry – legal and illegal – of those who would do us harm.
The facts are beyond
refutation. At this moment, there are more than 31 million people living
in the United States who were born in a foreign country. This is an increase
of 11.3 million, or 57 percent, since 1990.
At this moment, between
nine million and 10 million immigrants are illegally living in the United
States. The illegal population in America has increased by an average of
500,000 per year for the last 10 years. None of them were checked for criminal
records, diseases, ability to support themselves or connections with terrorist
groups.
Surely it must be clear,
even to those who consider it an act of bigotry to restrict any kind of
immigration, that if a poor Mexican laborer can successfully sneak into
the country, so can terrorists whose primary purpose is to kill as many
Americans as possible. |
Clinton Era Issue
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FBI
being supplied with White Canes and Giant Magnifying Glasses for their
investigators
FBI Missed White Powder in Atta's
Car:
Investigators performing anthrax
tests on vehicles used by kamikaze terror pilot Mohamed Atta failed to
discover a suspicious spot of white powder in a rental car he used just
two days before the Sept. 11 attacks. |
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FBI
and CIA Suspect Domestic Extremists? Officials Doubt
Any Links to Bin Laden
| Top FBI and CIA officials believe
anthrax attacks are the work of Right Wing Extremists; one official said,
"you
know, like Ted Kazinski."
They believe that the anthrax attacks
on Washington, New York and Florida are likely the work of one or more
extremists in the United States who are probably not connected to Osama
bin Laden's al Qaeda terrorist organization, government officials said
yesterday.
None of the 60 to 80 threat reports
gathered daily by U.S. intelligence agencies has connected the envelopes
containing anthrax spores to al Qaeda or other known organized terrorist
groups, and the evidence gleaned from the spore samples so far provides
no solid link to a foreign government or laboratory, several officials
said. |
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. Suspected
terrorist arrested with bio-suit in Frankfurt Airport
FBI Agents filling
in---
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Come on through
Madam |
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 Ramadan
Bombing Halt?
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. Sticks
& Stones
| -Anti-Gay
Bomb Slur Wrong, Navy Says
WASHINGTON (AP) The Human Rights
Campaign, a gay rights group, complained about the anti-gay slur as the
bomb's message. Rear Adm. Stephen Pietropaoli, in a
letter to the group Wednesday, said the Navy does not tolerate discrimination
and the bomb's message was "inappropriate.''
"We sincerely apologize to the queers
in the Taliban, it wont happen again." |
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| WASHINGTON (AP)
- Naval ordinance crews' changed message now has the Organization
of Retired RearAdmirals (ORRA), as
well as, the gay rights group, upset. |
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Air
Force Delivers the Reverend Jesse Jackson to Afghanistan for peace mission
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Reverend
Jesse Jackson on
a Mission
from GOD
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"Because I was the one they asked,
for this great task,
I believe I deserve to go First Class"
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