| The "W"
gene, variously referred to as the "wuss" or "wussie" gene, "Girlie Girl"
gene, and the "Pussy" gene, has been identified as the cause of Liberalism.
The defect, "Weenis Liberalis
Syndrome"
(WLS), is said to afflict over 29% of the population, with 8% of those
being active carriers.
As per Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of
Mental Disorders, 4th Ed., Text Revision.
Washington, DC: American Psychiatric
Press; 2003.
DSM-IV_2a. WLS is characterized
by the following symptoms:
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)_ Post adolescent Bed wetting.
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)_ Fear of George W. Bush.
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)_ Frightened by Adults.
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)_ Excessively narcissistic.
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)_ Compulsion to name call; especially
when losing an argument.
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)_ Unable to relate to History at any
level.
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)_ Unable to acknowledge own mistakes.
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)_ Cannot take criticism.
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)_ Inability to differentiate between
right and wrong, good and bad.
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)_ Criminality versus legitimacy is
a foreign concept.
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)_ Lying in response to any contention.
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)_ Fear of the dark.
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)_ Guilt, real or imagined, is sexually
arousing.
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)_ Hates America.
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)_ Fears the Military.
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)_ Frightened by US Flag.
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)_ Unable to remember words to the Pledge
of Allegiance.
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)_ Considers belief in Christian God
a weakness.
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)_ Compulsion to come to the defense
of "evil doers."
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)_ Intolerant of others' beliefs.
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)_ Unable to Learn: habitually repeats
Bad Behavior.
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)_ Inability to Accept Responsibility;
need to Blame Others.
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)_ Fear of Free Elections; overpowering
need to alter "adverse" results.
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)_ Inability to Laugh at, or recognize,
humor; laughter is used derisively.
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)_ Abortion does not equate to the taking
of a life (murder), and is OK.
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)_ The killing of a Puppy--in utero--is
"cruel."
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---Liberalism:
the Disease
