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Tired of Pissing on your
feet at three in the morning?-
Can't reach the bowl, even if
you stand in it?
Now, through the miracle of modern
medicine, there is Help, NIAGRA!-
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offers hope to the Up-Stream Challenged--
| The pills, shaped like
little Fire Hose Nozzles, contain "Erechtheum Disulfide," and chocolate
chip cookies. |
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Bill
from Des Moines:
"Niagra has changed my life."
"Before Niagra, going back to bed,
the ‘skushy’ sound of my waterlogged slippers would wake the family."
"After Niagra, if all the doors are
open, I can hit the bowl without even getting out of bed."
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